Seven reasons why I should change my baby’s name to Naomi Campbell

1. She (allegedly) likes to hit her servants parents with blunt objects. In the face.

2. She likes to wear sunglasses…

3. She likes to hide from the paparazzi…

4. Her favourite word is “Me”.

5. She likes to wear ridiculous accessories…

6. She likes presents – lots of them…

7. She remains sickeningly beautiful, even in the midst of an enormous temper tantrum.

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19 responses to “Seven reasons why I should change my baby’s name to Naomi Campbell

  1. Brilliant! Let’s hope she makes her millions one day too!

  2. As with cats, children are good at treating their parents like servants, so more Naomi like than ever!

  3. Mammasaurus

    This has made me giggle – diva comin’ thru!

  4. Let’s just hope we never see her in an orange vest picking up rubbish!

  5. Love it! She is gorgeous x

  6. And I bet she can strut her stuff though!

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  8. Utterly adorable! Just too cute! I’m also quite impressed that Frog keeps her hair band in…how do you get her to do that? xx

  9. As long as she doesn’t accept any blood diamonds you’re fine.

  10. granny from the north

    It runs in the family!
    Her famous uncle (aged 3 in 1985) once said (of a meal at a restaurant) – when asked if he’d enjoyed it – nice servants!

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